Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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