i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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