We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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