she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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