Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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