Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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