i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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