Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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