I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
