just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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