don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
