So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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