the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
