Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
