if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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