i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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