So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
COCAINE IS GR8
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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