She said her name was "party"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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