How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
