i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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