I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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