i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
