Whats the glycemic index on semen?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
