party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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