beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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