There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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