You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
meet me or not, i'm out of control
two words...techno handjob
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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