I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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