You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
