Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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