The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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