he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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