dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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