can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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