can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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