D3 body, D1 cock
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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