just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
