There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
