my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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