are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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