Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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