My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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