pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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