too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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