i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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