Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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