the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
time to smoke my breakfast
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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