As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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