Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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