That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize