I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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