I must be too annoying 4 u.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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