Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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